Get Revenge on an Ex Boyfriend

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Has someone ever offered you the world, and then left? If you were betrayed and want some fun revenge that's legal, this is the article for you.

Steps

  1. Get over it. If you feel like you want to cry then go right ahead, you should get your feelings out. You'll also feel angry for a while, and that's also okay. Usually once a breakup happens, you start by wallowing in sadness, and eventually anger takes over and you're going to want revenge or the chance to get back at your ex.
  2. Be happy. Try to be as happy as possible, especially around your ex. This is super-effective, because if your ex sees that you're sad, they'll feel on top of the world; you can't live without them. Don't let them get the better of you! When they talk to you, smile and act happy. They will think you already moved on, and that's the worst feeling they could ever have.
  3. Hang out with a lot of friends. If you have a group of people you've been hanging out with since childhood, then be with them. If you have any guy friends, hang out with them too, just to give him a twinge of jealousy. Be social, go to parties, have movie nights, text and call them to chat, and live life as if you'd never met him. Act like you've forgotten his face.
  4. Send him a flirty text "by accident". If you really feel the need to send a bit of revenge his way, keep it minimal. Write a flirty text to another guy and "accidentally" send it to him.
  5. Post statuses that will tick him off. If you are friends on Facebook or another social networking site, post statuses which incorporate pet names that he used to call you. For example, "This Little Princess just got a manicure!" will be meaningless to anyone else, but a little dig at them.
  6. Mess with their head. If you ever see them in public, seem sympathetic. Tell them that you've heard something about their "misery" or "unhappiness" and that you hope that things will get better for them. They will want to know what you heard, but won't dare ask you.
  7. Consider dating somebody else. If you've had a crush on someone for a while and you feel like you're ready for another relationship, consider asking someone else out. Don't ask this person out solely for revenge; only ask them if you actually want to date them. If you are close with his family then consider seducing his dad. This way he'll be forced to see you more often and you will have the upper hand! If you're feeling up to it, force him to call you "Mum", its a big slap in the face for him and gives him a funny Oedipus complex!

Tips

  • If you go to school, pour your extra energy into your work. You'll love the results when your report card is better than your ex's.
  • Make yourself look busy. If your ex knows that you're busy then he will feel like you never needed him to begin with. Become Miss Independent.
  • Try to get on with your life. Pick up a new hobby, like an instrument, sport, etc.
  • Forget he was your boyfriend or crush. If you are in the same classroom act or look like you are not sad even if you are inside !!! You will be 💔💔 and 😭😭😭 but you have to move on, and you don't need him! Good luck!
  • Date one of his friends and post it on Facebook so that all can see.
  • Get in a fight with your best friend and act sad because he will think you need him now. As soon as he comes over to you, get a guy to come over and act like your boyfriend.
  • Also remember, a man's ego is darn sensitive, hurt it and you own it.
  • Be better than before and prove to him that you are better without him.

Warnings

  • Don't do anything illegal. That's just stupid and you'll end up paying the price.
  • Don't sleep with a ton of guys to get back at him. That will give off the wrong impression to everyone.
  • Remember that your ex is not necessarily the only one capable of messing up in a relationship. Think hard about whether you may have misunderstood him and how you treated him. Do not blame yourself for everything, but do recognize that everyone makes mistakes and acts badly sometimes.
  • Remember that over-the-top, evil forms of revenge usually backfire. Why bother investing your time and energy in something that will really just make you seem small, jealous, and spiteful?
  • Don't be mean to him to the point where it's over the edge.

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