Difference between revisions of "Hide the Fact That You Smoke from Your Parents"
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*The cologne trick doesn't always work. If you spray too much, they may think you're getting high off of Axe or whatever substance you use to cover up the smell. Parents with good noses (especially ex-smokers themselves) will be able to smell through it. Scrape your tongue with your teeth to eliminate the odor, and make sure they know a couple of your friends smoke. This way, you can always pull the old, "Oh, yeah, I was hanging out with so-and-so. It's so disgusting, isn't it?" when they ask you why you smell like an ashtray. Also, you can say something like "Oh, Cool!" to be funny. If you are joking around and show you are not nervous they will be less suspicious. | *The cologne trick doesn't always work. If you spray too much, they may think you're getting high off of Axe or whatever substance you use to cover up the smell. Parents with good noses (especially ex-smokers themselves) will be able to smell through it. Scrape your tongue with your teeth to eliminate the odor, and make sure they know a couple of your friends smoke. This way, you can always pull the old, "Oh, yeah, I was hanging out with so-and-so. It's so disgusting, isn't it?" when they ask you why you smell like an ashtray. Also, you can say something like "Oh, Cool!" to be funny. If you are joking around and show you are not nervous they will be less suspicious. | ||
*Smoking causes mouth, throat, and lung cancer, and can kill. Do not use if you are pregnant or under-age (this age is usually 16 in Europe and 18 in Australia, 18 or 19 in Canada and 18 in NZ, UK and the USA.). It also makes your hands and teeth yellow with nicotine and creates wrinkles and lines around your lips from sucking on the cigarette. | *Smoking causes mouth, throat, and lung cancer, and can kill. Do not use if you are pregnant or under-age (this age is usually 16 in Europe and 18 in Australia, 18 or 19 in Canada and 18 in NZ, UK and the USA.). It also makes your hands and teeth yellow with nicotine and creates wrinkles and lines around your lips from sucking on the cigarette. | ||
| − | *The smell of a single cigarette lasts about an hour, add 15 minutes for each additional cigarette smoked consecutively. | + | *The smell of a single cigarette lasts about an hour, add 15 minutes for each additional cigarette smoked consecutively. |
*'''Do not''' smoke in bed under any circumstances. '''It is extremely dangerous!!!''' When in bed, it's easy to fall asleep and drop your cigarette allowing it to set fire to the carpet or furniture. | *'''Do not''' smoke in bed under any circumstances. '''It is extremely dangerous!!!''' When in bed, it's easy to fall asleep and drop your cigarette allowing it to set fire to the carpet or furniture. | ||
