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{{fa}}It's really not very difficult to eat chocolate seductively:  its creamy smoothness and wonderful nuanced taste already lend themselves to slow sensuous eating.
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It's really not very difficult to eat chocolate seductively:  its creamy smoothness and wonderful nuanced taste already lend themselves to slow sensuous eating.
  
 
If you're keen to try out a seductive chocolate eating experience for Valentine's Day or for a special date occasion, all you need is your partner, plenty of chocolate, and a little imagination.
 
If you're keen to try out a seductive chocolate eating experience for Valentine's Day or for a special date occasion, all you need is your partner, plenty of chocolate, and a little imagination.
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#Place your tongue on the chocolate first. Rather than going straight for the bite, use your tongue to gently [[Stop Licking Your Lips|lick]] the chocolate and to detect an initial taste. Invite your partner to do the same.
 
#Place your tongue on the chocolate first. Rather than going straight for the bite, use your tongue to gently [[Stop Licking Your Lips|lick]] the chocolate and to detect an initial taste. Invite your partner to do the same.
 
#*Does the [[Taste Dark Chocolate|taste]] match the smell?
 
#*Does the [[Taste Dark Chocolate|taste]] match the smell?
#Gently bite off a small portion of chocolate using just your front teeth. This is no occasion for stuffing it all in and chewing! Instead, hold the piece of chocolate on your tongue for a time. Then gently roll it over and over in your mouth to savor the flavor. Hold it to the roof of your mouth. Let it drop back onto your tongue. Continue enjoying the full taste without biting it again; eventually it will [[Melt Chocolate|melt]] away completely; it's the melting process that creates a long-lasting sensuous buzz.<ref>BBC News, Chocolate 'Better Than Kissing', http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6558775.stm</ref>
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#Gently bite off a small portion of chocolate using just your front teeth. This is no occasion for stuffing it all in and chewing! Instead, hold the piece of chocolate on your tongue for a time. Then gently roll it over and over in your mouth to savor the flavor. Hold it to the roof of your mouth. Let it drop back onto your tongue. Continue enjoying the full taste without biting it again; eventually it will [[Melt Chocolate|melt]] away completely; it's the melting process that creates a long-lasting sensuous buzz.<ref name="rf1">BBC News, Chocolate 'Better Than Kissing', http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6558775.stm</ref>
 
#*If you're enjoying a cream or liqueur centered chocolate, you'll need to vary the eating method. One way might be to suck the center out gradually and use your tongue to lick out the rest through the hole you've made. Decide on the rules with your partner before eating it!
 
#*If you're enjoying a cream or liqueur centered chocolate, you'll need to vary the eating method. One way might be to suck the center out gradually and use your tongue to lick out the rest through the hole you've made. Decide on the rules with your partner before eating it!
#Vary the chocolate seduction. Here's where it gets really interesting – did you know that chocolate produces a longer brain and body buzz than kissing, lasting four times longer than the most passionate kiss?<ref>BBC News, Chocolate 'Better Than Kissing', http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6558775.stm</ref> Fortunately, chocolate doesn't care whether you're male or female; it's very generous in sharing its buzz. So, for this step, have you and your partner devise new ways to enjoy the pieces of chocolate together, including sharing it and finding ways to maximize that buzz:
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#Vary the chocolate seduction. Here's where it gets really interesting – did you know that chocolate produces a longer brain and body buzz than kissing, lasting four times longer than the most passionate kiss?<ref name="rf1" /> Fortunately, chocolate doesn't care whether you're male or female; it's very generous in sharing its buzz. So, for this step, have you and your partner devise new ways to enjoy the pieces of chocolate together, including sharing it and finding ways to maximize that buzz:
 
#*Gently push a sucked piece of chocolate out of your mouth to rest on your lips and have your partner gently kiss it away from you.
 
#*Gently push a sucked piece of chocolate out of your mouth to rest on your lips and have your partner gently kiss it away from you.
 
#*Be more daring and have your partner [[French Kiss|French kiss]] the chocolate back and forth.
 
#*Be more daring and have your partner [[French Kiss|French kiss]] the chocolate back and forth.
 
#*Lick pieces of chocolate off your fingers. Let some chocolate melt on your lower lip as you eat it, then suck it off seductively.
 
#*Lick pieces of chocolate off your fingers. Let some chocolate melt on your lower lip as you eat it, then suck it off seductively.
#Discuss your feelings about the chocolate. Let your partner know how enjoyable it is by making comments as to how tasty, delicious, smooth, etc. the chocolate is. Emit joyous noises to back up your [[Enjoy a Ferrero Rocher|enjoyment of the chocolate]]. A few "mmm's" and "ah's" can add to the appreciation. It's an entire experience; go with the flow and say whatever comes to mind.  Preferably something that could apply favorably to your partner as well as the chocolate, not something like "om nom nom nom".<ref>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/om-nom-nom-nom</ref>
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#Discuss your feelings about the chocolate. Let your partner know how enjoyable it is by making comments as to how tasty, delicious, smooth, etc. the chocolate is. Emit joyous noises to back up your [[Enjoy a Ferrero Rocher|enjoyment of the chocolate]]. A few "mmm's" and "ah's" can add to the appreciation. It's an entire experience; go with the flow and say whatever comes to mind.  Preferably something that could apply favorably to your partner as well as the chocolate, not something like "om nom nom nom".<ref name="rf2">http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/om-nom-nom-nom</ref>
 
#  Open the next box, packet, or bar and repeat. Perhaps change rooms to reflect your change in mood. Luckily for you, chocolate is very portable and is considered perfectly acceptable from the lounge to the boudoir...
 
#  Open the next box, packet, or bar and repeat. Perhaps change rooms to reflect your change in mood. Luckily for you, chocolate is very portable and is considered perfectly acceptable from the lounge to the boudoir...
  
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*Don't choke.  Take small bites, particularly if you're distracted or not sitting up straight.  [[Perform the Heimlich Maneuver|Abdominal thrusting]] is not romantic.
 
*Don't choke.  Take small bites, particularly if you're distracted or not sitting up straight.  [[Perform the Heimlich Maneuver|Abdominal thrusting]] is not romantic.
 
*Chocolate can stain. Here is how to clean it [[Clean Chocolate from a Carpet|from a carpet]] (just what were you doing eating it on the carpet?) and from a [[Remove Chocolate from White Hats|white hat]] (well, you never know when you might meet a chocolate chef...).
 
*Chocolate can stain. Here is how to clean it [[Clean Chocolate from a Carpet|from a carpet]] (just what were you doing eating it on the carpet?) and from a [[Remove Chocolate from White Hats|white hat]] (well, you never know when you might meet a chocolate chef...).
*Chocolate and love are both addictive.<ref>BBC News, Chocolate 'Better Than Kissing', http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6558775.stm</ref>  Whether it's easier to break a [[Overcome Addiction in 60 Days|love addiction]] or a [[Overcome a Chocolate Addiction|chocolate addiction]] remains the subject of much debate.
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*Chocolate and love are both addictive.<ref name="rf1" />  Whether it's easier to break a [[Overcome Addiction in 60 Days|love addiction]] or a [[Overcome a Chocolate Addiction|chocolate addiction]] remains the subject of much debate.
  
 
== Things You'll Need ==
 
== Things You'll Need ==