Difference between revisions of "Clean a Man Cave"

Although you may want to ignore the man cave or just use a blow torch because you know it’s a big (and potentially nasty) job, eventually it must be attacked. Lace up your biohazard suit and grab every bottle, can or gallon of sanitizer and attack. Oh and yeah, you might like to grab the creator of the man cave too and dispense some cleaning-your-own-den lessons at the same time.

Although you may want to ignore the man cave or just use a blow torch because you know it’s a big (and potentially nasty) job, eventually it must be attacked. Lace up your biohazard suit and grab every bottle, can or gallon of sanitizer and attack. Oh and yeah, you might like to grab the creator of the man cave too and dispense some cleaning-your-own-den lessons at the same time.

== Steps ==

== Steps ==

#Get permission. Now this step is highly personal to the man in question. You'll know whether you already have permission to cross the threshold of the man cave and begin cleaning, or whether you need to seek it. If you need to seek it, be assertive and have a factual list of why the man cave needs cleaning. Top of this list should be family/household health and sanitary well-being, ridding the place of vermin hotspots, having a pleasant place to invite man friends back to and the fact that you'll go on strike cleaning anything else if the man cave stays filthy.

#Get permission. Now this step is highly personal to the man in question. You'll know whether you already have permission to cross the threshold of the man cave and begin cleaning, or whether you need to seek it. If you need to seek it, be assertive and have a factual list of why the man cave needs cleaning. Top of this list should be family/household health and sanitary well-being, ridding the place of vermin hotspots, having a pleasant place to invite man friends back to and the fact that you'll go on strike cleaning anything else if the man cave stays filthy.